Tag: Pomeranian

Supervised Visitation

Supervised Visitation

I stole this from a Childrenisms group. Arianna (2.5): I love you one… Mommy, I love you one… I love you one, Mommy! Mommy (finally catching on): …

 

When I grow up, I want to be Nataly Dawn

When I grow up, I want to be Nataly Dawn

 

No, it don’t break even.

No, it don’t break even.

Why having a puppy is like being a new mother, but worse: 1) Whenever I go anywhere, I have to lug around a giant plastic …

 

Would that make you love me?

Would that make you love me?

Whenever Mom comes home, Pearlie loses her mind… Mo: “Why is she doin dat?” Pearlie: “You’re possa do dat.” Mo: “I don’t do it. …

 

I had to do it.

I had to do it.

Please don’t tell PETA.

 

My Mo has bunny feet.

My Mo has bunny feet.

They could make the world a more perfect place, you see? It was Mo’s first day of puppy class. The both of us were sorely …

 

Shrunk in the wash.

Shrunk in the wash.

Mochi got a well-deserved first bath today. But, because I am a shopping genius, his bath was conditioner-only. I didn’t even know dogs got …