me: “Does this match?”
mom: “I can’t see it, but since when do you care about matching?”
me: “… You’re probably right.”
me: “His car is there, even when he’s not!”
dad: “He has four cars.”
later
paden: “A Prius? What kind of lawyer drives a Prius?! Is he eco-friendly?”
me: “He has four cars. And the others are not Prius.”
woman: “Oh! I didn’t see you there! You’re so small. You look like a little girl over there.”
meagan: “Great.”
man: “You doing anything for New Year’s?”
me: “Probably not.”
man: “Wow, that stinks. Oh. Sorry.”
josh: “Are you bringing a date to the rehearsal dinner?”
me: “Why would dates come to that? And uh no.”
Seriously, do people usually bring dates to rehearsal dinners? I don’t know.