Category Archive: random

Keep your hands to yourself.

Keep your hands to yourself.

Everyone has that one Facebook friend who thinks it’s important to post stati that say, “Walking to the mailbox,” or, “Pulling into or out of …

 

You’re the only reason I keep coming home

You’re the only reason I keep coming home

I read the blog of this woman and she recently posted this: Jane sleeps next to a wall. A pink wall. Her bed snugs right up against the …

 

Use me up

Use me up

I dreamed about a frienemy. He came to my epic 4th of July party where there was CHEESECAKE on STICKS, but nobody invited him, …

 

Identity crisis

Identity crisis

There’s this thing on Facebook going around where you change your profile picture to the celebrity whom people tell you that you most resemble. …

 

Shrunk in the wash.

Shrunk in the wash.

Mochi got a well-deserved first bath today. But, because I am a shopping genius, his bath was conditioner-only. I didn’t even know dogs got …

 

My mom says my dog looks like a tribble.

My mom says my dog looks like a tribble.

Who knew that my mom is a nerd? Also, is that rick rack trim on his sleeves? Seriousl

 

THL

THL

I’ve never rented before. Over Thanksgiving, I said to my aunt, “I feel like I’m 26 and I don’t want my apartment to look …