Category Archive: Monicaism

Even if the bow should break

Even if the bow should break

I like to think I’m not dramatic, but I called my mom in tears tonight. I came home with the intention of giving Mo a bath …

 

Use me up

Use me up

I dreamed about a frienemy. He came to my epic 4th of July party where there was CHEESECAKE on STICKS, but nobody invited him, …

 

Woman of worth

Woman of worth

For those of you ladies attending Women of Worthiness, this set will be for auction. I made it in 2006, but never had a …

 

I keep thinking it’s Christmas this week and I’m mentally freaking out to get everybody presents.

I keep thinking it’s Christmas this week and I’m mentally freaking out to get everybody presents.

That’s how messed up I am about my birthday.

 

Strawbabies.

Strawbabies.

I’m pretty sure strawberries grew naturally like this in the garden of Eden.

 

Things I’m thinking today…

Things I’m thinking today…

1) I should not have operated a motor vehicle today. At all. Even one that plugs into my TV. 2) When I …

 

Get on, already!

Get on, already!

I wonder what Cat Stevens would think about the state of the Union if he were alive* today. *Oh, I guess he’s not 120, …