Category Archive: books

I want to go to bed early.

I want to go to bed early.

Genius McAdorable wished me a happy Secretary’s Day today. Two kids in California have swine flu. Bird flu and pig flu. Great, Kirby – …

 

So I’m busy, save for one hour.

So I’m busy, save for one hour.

And that one hour each day is when I eat lunch. I savor every second of that hour. I’ve also read four books during that …

 

If I should die before I wake, it’s cause you took my breath away.

If I should die before I wake, it’s cause you took my breath away.

mom: “Did you brush your hair this morning?” me: “No.” What am I, 5? So I don’t brush my hair. It gets static! Today, …

 

Let your X-Ray shine.

Let your X-Ray shine.

Yes, it is terrifying. No, Alice didn’t get mauled by the Chupacabra. I just saw that picture today and had a physical action …

 

You should have a sticker on you saying Warning Keep Out

You should have a sticker on you saying Warning Keep Out

Last year, the first page of my everything-notebook had the address of the Matson port I was supposed to get my car from, Evan and …

 

You can try the best you can. If you try the best you can, the best you can is good enough.

You can try the best you can. If you try the best you can, the best you can is good enough.

So, this was weeks ago, but worth mentioning anyway. I don’t think I’ve told this story yet, but stop me if I have. A couple …

 

I had something good to say today. I forgot, so you get this.

I had something good to say today. I forgot, so you get this.

mom: “You like funny.” me: “I do like funny.” What I said: I listen to an exorbitant amount of classical music. addendum: But I …