Author: meagan

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10 Mar

Keep your hands to yourself.

Keep your hands to yourself.

Everyone has that one Facebook friend who thinks it’s important to post stati that say, “Walking to the mailbox,” or, “Pulling into or out of …

 
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09 Mar

No, it don’t break even.

No, it don’t break even.

Why having a puppy is like being a new mother, but worse: 1) Whenever I go anywhere, I have to lug around a giant plastic …

 
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03 Mar

You’re the only reason I keep coming home

You’re the only reason I keep coming home

I read the blog of this woman and she recently posted this: Jane sleeps next to a wall. A pink wall. Her bed snugs right up against the …

 
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01 Mar

Law is reason, free from passion.

Law is reason, free from passion.

Tomorrow is the big primary vote for Texas governor. When I start talking about politics, I automatically feel really bad and hesitate to say …

 
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28 Feb

Would that make you love me?

Would that make you love me?

Whenever Mom comes home, Pearlie loses her mind… Mo: “Why is she doin dat?” Pearlie: “You’re possa do dat.” Mo: “I don’t do it. …

 
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17 Feb

Even if the bow should break

Even if the bow should break

I like to think I’m not dramatic, but I called my mom in tears tonight. I came home with the intention of giving Mo a bath …

 
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16 Feb

Use me up

Use me up

I dreamed about a frienemy. He came to my epic 4th of July party where there was CHEESECAKE on STICKS, but nobody invited him, …

 
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