Monthly Archives: June 2009

I can’t believe I will never marry MJ. I think I would have always nursed that dream.

I can’t believe I will never marry MJ. I think I would have always nursed that dream.

Today, my boss explained to me the notion of mens rea. me: Yes, I remember that from Legally Blonde. lawyer: I’m glad to know your …

 

I was born to sing for you. I didn’t have a choice.

I was born to sing for you. I didn’t have a choice.

Sometimes I want to shout out stupid, inappropriate things at work like, “Sorry I’m the happiest person here!” and giggle uncontrollably like I’ve been fired …

 

I wore a uniform for one year, and this is what happened.

I wore a uniform for one year, and this is what happened.

grandma: “I just had a fashion/clothing question for you, but I can call back later.” me: “Why don’t you go ahead and ask me?” I find …

 

Young at heart. Or Wal-mart.

Young at heart. Or Wal-mart.

Dad sent Mom and I to buy a rifle last week. He’s going to shoot coyotes, he says. I’d like to say he’s going to …

 

Meagan: Better Than iTunes Genius

Meagan: Better Than iTunes Genius

I’ve been listening to these four songs (exclusively) for the last four days: That should be the end of those post, but since I have no …