Monthly Archives: April 2009

Get over swine flu already.

Get over swine flu already.

International Class 7 of Goods and Services is, “Machines and machine tools; motors and engines (except for land vehicles); machine coupling and transmission components (except …

 

I just saw DOG on A&E!!

I just saw DOG on A&E!!

…and now I’m tempted to forgo my self-imposed bedtime for tonight. But since I’ve been taking a nap in my car during my lunch …

 

You know I’ll never be lonely.

You know I’ll never be lonely.

Real Simple has an article called something like 10 Things to Ask Your Mother Now. #8 is “What is the best thing I can …

 

I don’t care, really, just make the decision.

I don’t care, really, just make the decision.

me: “I forgot to tell you, his mother is a realtor.” mom: “Not all realtors are the devil.” me: “I hear you have swine …

 

I want to go to bed early.

I want to go to bed early.

Genius McAdorable wished me a happy Secretary’s Day today. Two kids in California have swine flu. Bird flu and pig flu. Great, Kirby – …

 

No one likes goats. Everyone likes Meagan. Meagan likes goats.

No one likes goats. Everyone likes Meagan. Meagan likes goats.

I found that by Googling “Meagan likes”. Seriously. A couple or few weeks ago, the French were holding their execs hostage, angry about layoffs. …

 

Salt of the earth.

Salt of the earth.

This weekend, I discovered salted butter. Don’t ask me why I hadn’t before. Maybe it’s because my mother only bought unsalted until last week. …