Monthly Archives: March 2009

You Can’t Win: story of my life

You Can’t Win: story of my life

You can’t win – Michael Jackson – The wizby xBillieJean So, a couple of weeks ago, I was spending my last few minutes before crashing on …

 

I subscribe to this girl. Why? Because I’m a racist. Duh.

I subscribe to this girl. Why? Because I’m a racist. Duh.

And it’s not as funny when Eddie Murphy does it.

 

Lesson learned.

Lesson learned.

Has anyone seen that new show on MTV called “Taking the Stage”? As I watched it tonight (by chance as I haven’t watched actual TV for …

 

UGH. Why am I not at SXSW.

UGH. Why am I not at SXSW.

The one year I’m there, it’s by accident and I don’t even realize it. Lame.

 

I should file criminal charges against the company who sent me this catalog.

I should file criminal charges against the company who sent me this catalog.

This is a very small picture of a pair of overalls you can view and purchase HERE. Now, why you would do so is …

 

I would live with a goat. Her name is Rose.

I would live with a goat. Her name is Rose.

Mr. Vizzini*: “How old are you, young lady?” me: “Twenty-five.” Mr. Vizzini: “Oh! Then you’re not such a y- Er, you don’t look your …

 

Quoted from Entertainment Weekly: “American Idol finalist Matt Giraud might bear an uncanny resemblance to Justin Timberlake, but last night’s performance of Michael Jackson’s ”Human Nature” …