No, it don’t break even.
Why having a puppy is like being a new mother, but worse: 1) Whenever I go anywhere, I have to lug around a giant plastic …
03 Mar
You’re the only reason I keep coming home
You’re the only reason I keep coming home
I read the blog of this woman and she recently posted this: Jane sleeps next to a wall. A pink wall. Her bed snugs right up against the …
01 Mar
Law is reason, free from passion.
Law is reason, free from passion.
Tomorrow is the big primary vote for Texas governor. When I start talking about politics, I automatically feel really bad and hesitate to say …
28 Feb
Would that make you love me?
Would that make you love me?
Whenever Mom comes home, Pearlie loses her mind… Mo: “Why is she doin dat?” Pearlie: “You’re possa do dat.” Mo: “I don’t do it. …
17 Feb
Even if the bow should break
Even if the bow should break
I like to think I’m not dramatic, but I called my mom in tears tonight. I came home with the intention of giving Mo a bath …
16 Feb
Use me up
Use me up
I dreamed about a frienemy. He came to my epic 4th of July party where there was CHEESECAKE on STICKS, but nobody invited him, …
15 Feb
Identity crisis
Identity crisis
There’s this thing on Facebook going around where you change your profile picture to the celebrity whom people tell you that you most resemble. …