Oh you’re… I’m sorry.
incorrect: new person: “Oh, you’re that person’s relative? I’m so sorry.” me: “…” I hate that put-down disguised as a cheeky greeting. I like my family. And …
13 Aug
If this imp isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day, you need to get a better day.
If this imp isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day, you need to get a better day.
4th of July, 2010 All Hans said all day was, “Hi, my name is Hans. There are cupcakes!”
12 Aug
Supervised Visitation
Supervised Visitation
I stole this from a Childrenisms group. Arianna (2.5): I love you one… Mommy, I love you one… I love you one, Mommy! Mommy (finally catching on): …
25 Jul
It’s a cruel, cruel summer.
It’s a cruel, cruel summer.
Mochi and I just can’t get it together this summer. I also burned my arm with steam last night. That’s why I usually stick to …
11 Jul
25 years in Texas isn’t enough to get the Yankee out.
25 years in Texas isn’t enough to get the Yankee out.
dad: “‘Did they shave them?’ Ha! It’s amazing how someone can be so smart, but so…” me: “Like, not being able to …
08 Jul
Quotes from the farm. No, seriously.
Quotes from the farm. No, seriously.
Yankee: “Why do they shave the middle of those cows?” dad: “What?” Yankee: “Why do they shave their stomachs? What purpose does that …
06 Jul
The straight dope.
The straight dope.
(Can I say that? Is that offensive?) So my mom threw a rock at me about a month ago and shattered the end of my …